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Potty Humor Name Generator

Long ago, one of the most popular pages on my blog was a little interactive toy that could convert a name into a silly "potty humor" version, using a table from Dav Pilkey's Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants. Just for fun, I've recreated a new and improved version of this old toy, which I hope you enjoy.

Your New Potty Name:
It looks like you entered a name that doesn't contain letters where they were expected. Look, I've read Falsehoods Programmers Believe about Names, and I sympathize. That said, this toy is based on a chart from an old children's book, and although I've done my best to account for cases the original author didn't anticipate, I won't diverge too far from the original source material. So, please bear with me and try to use at least one letter in the first and last name each. Thanks!

Privacy note: Unlike the original toy, which was a PHP script that made requests back to a server to convert names, this version is implemented entirely in Javascript running in your browser. No data is sent over the network, so any information you enter here stays on your device.